Stranded in christmasland

Ho ho in tha ho ho.....I can't be in the lovely town of Roscoe NY, see above , for christmastime, with the best beloved, Robin Winters and the jellybeans. as I am traveling to Denver today to spend the yule tide with my Grandmother and other assorted, yet important, relations in Colorado Springs,( christian right stronghold). The flight has now been officially delayed 18 hours due to blizzard conditions on the ground in Denver. I am sitting in the terminal actually not minding the free time, which has been hard to come by of late. I will also be reporting vividley from the vacation location. It will make you wish you were there.

Santa Baby, ( what do you want anyways? )

Here are a few random wishes from the depths of the internet

1. My next wish is for you to buy me a monkey . A spider monkey in particular. I am going to name him/her Babu Bhatt and I will train him to become a pocket picker. So that whenever we all go out, he can steal your money .

2.I wish I was little bit taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a man who looked good I would call him. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat And a six four Impala. Yah that's right. That's five different wishes in one…I got skilllllllz when I ask for presents!

3. I been very good. I have come to realize I love coral bells
. For some reason I dont have any of these. So I would love any. I also would love baby bear sunflower and the joker. P.S. Does Santa's helper have any wants? I too have many many seeds and none listed on my site.

4. I also want a Unicorn. Ponies are so overrated.

5. Small boxes of Redbird wooden matches

I am linking to the authors of these wishes, however silly they are. I will keep adding as I see fit